Tuesday, August 29, 2006Font Size 字體: XS / S / M / L / XL

不用當兵

大家辛苦地爬完山之後,瑞獅的車廂裡出現這樣的對話

C: 如果我在你車上睡著的話,會不會很失啊?
J: 啊!什麼?會不會濕?
C: 我想你應該不用當兵.....

Monday, August 21, 2006Font Size 字體: XS / S / M / L / XL

聽我唱這首歌

猜錯了,我不是要唱趙詠華的歌~
點這首歌送給我的朋友們
I Can See Clearly Now
Johnny Nash

I can see clearly now, the rain is gone,
I can see all obstacles in my way
Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind
It's gonna be a bright, bright
Sun-Shiny day.

I think I can make it now, the pain is gone
All of the bad feelings have disappeared
Here is the rainbow I've been praying for
It's gonna be a bright, bright
Sun-Shiny day.

Look all around, there's nothing but blue skies
Look straight ahead, nothing but blue skies

I can see clearly now, the rain is gone,
I can see all obstacles in my way
Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind
It's gonna be a bright, bright
Sun-Shiny day.

Thursday, August 10, 2006Font Size 字體: XS / S / M / L / XL

You know anybody who needs an "anti-stupid" pill?

時常覺得腦袋記不起東西、注意力不集中嗎?德國科學家研發了一種「抗愚蠢」藥物,目前已在果蠅和老鼠身上試驗成功。

路透社週日報導,德國柏林馬克斯普朗克分子遺傳學研究所開發出一種藥物,能夠阻止大腦神經細胞過度活躍,進而穩定短期記憶,並提高注意力。

研究人員 Hans-Hilger Ropers指出,這項藥物已經確定可以增強果蠅和老鼠的短期記憶。當地媒體則稱這種藥物是「世界第一個抗愚蠢藥物」。

科科報編輯小組˙著

靠,我一定要去買來吃~

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German scientist has been testing an "anti-stupidity" pill with encouraging results on mice and fruit flies, Bild newspaper reported Saturday.

It said Hans-Hilger Ropers, director at Max-Planck-Institute for Molecular Genetics in Berlin, has tested a pill thwarting hyperactivity in certain brain nerve cells, helping stabilize short-term memory and improve attentiveness.

"With mice and fruit flies we were able to eliminate the loss of short-term memory," Ropers, 62, is quoted saying in the German newspaper, which has dubbed it the "world's first anti-stupidity pill."

Hahaha... I knew it. I just knew it. It is that my absent-minded brain is hyperactive. My cells are not dumb. They're just too exhausted.

遺忘

逛到一個海巡菜鳥兵的 blog,不禁隨著他的歌哼了起來:
我可以忘了我是誰、手機丟哪兒不見?
忘記了口袋沒有錢、台灣加入聯合國了沒?
忘記了報告還沒寫、你的生日哪一天?
忘東忘西還嫌不夠炫:忘南忘北~~~<>我忘東忘西還嫌不夠炫:忘南忘北!

忘記的東西實在太多,那到底是出自於DNA,還是讓受傷快速結痂的工具,似乎已經搞不太清楚了。

Thursday, August 03, 2006Font Size 字體: XS / S / M / L / XL

一改再改

這陣子朋友都問我,怎麼很多 MSN Space 都進不去了,當然,我都告訴大家,那是網路的問題,並非電腦的問題。
不過我私底下在猜測,會不會微軟又再搞什麼鬼,果然沒錯,Spaces 又改版了!說改就改,果然符合微軟的一貫作風,也讓我 blog 的色調整個跑掉,音樂播放器也不能用了,真是傷腦筋啊。
這種苟日新,日日新,又日新的作法實在令人切齒,也許我老了,趕不上變化了吧,但,誰有那麼多時間搞這些五四三的啊~

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嘮叨型人物,常常會切到碎碎念模式。
A person with negative thinkings most of the time so that any tiny positive energy would inspire his life with happiness. Life to him seems to be comprehensively meditated but it's always hard to put into practice.
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